Bye bye, everdearest beach anklets, you whom I have gathered from various beaches: from family-friendly R-18 Laíya all the way to Bora — I really hate to see you guys go but recently you’ve started to become a sore, giving me itchy irritations and occasional skin abrations and it’s probably due to an ecosystem of greenish-blue (or is it bluish-green?) microbes that have grown on each once-lively strand which has grown stiff, colorless, meaningless over the years, no thanks to daily soap suds and sudden urban inundations that have shocked the wits out of a catatonically wage-enslaved public —not to mention inducing 748-wpm squawks from a hypochondriac wife— who couldn’t care less about the fancy connection between beach fanaticism and wishy-washy anklet dreamin’. But I had fun. So there. Adiós, mis cadenitas…
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I would like to thank the staff of Willy’s Beach Club Hotel for the royalty treatment they feted us during the weekend. We had a beach blast from start to finish! Yeyette and I have experienced the best customer service ever! So once we get back to Boracay, Willy’s will definitely be our only choice.
Get to know more about this world-class resort here.
Let us respect women’s dignity and human rights. It is not difficult to learn. That is all. Have a nice day, everyone! =)