Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. It’s a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write. —Paul Rudnick—
Seriously, writer’s block is starting to become a bore. Attempting to jump off from a 40-storey-high building didn’t even inspire me.
Will somebody puh-leaze send an ambulance?